Monday, April 11, 2011

How not to flirt online

Me: It's so hot today.
She: Yes it is.
Me: It is so hot that I wish I could get more naked than I already am.
She: Oh ok. You should take a cold shower.
Me : I did, but the cold water evaporated from my body with a sexy sizzling sound as soon as it hits it.
She: You sound like a hot plate.
Me : Well baby , I could be your dinner if you are in the mood for some steak. Stallion steak. Extra rare and juicy, just the way you like it.
She: I have to go puke now. Be back later.