Bernie my love, my one and only.
Off to Melbourne, leaving me oh so lonely.
Gonna miss you, and your excessive flirting
Hate to admit it but it was the only real action I been kinda getting.
Here's wishing you the best of luck in Melbourne my dear
Even though I can't imagine not seeing you again, well at least till October.
So do me one last favor love, sing me another song before you leave.
Only this time, keep it to below 5 minutes please.