Thursday, November 15, 2007

How NOT to approach a girl on Friendster…

Some tips and examples by the very beautiful Aarthi on how not to message girls on Friendster or any similar social networking sites.

Excerpt:

Case #4: Don’t confuse.
From:

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Date: Sunday, 1 April, 2007 1:02 PM
Subject: hello
Message: had to say hello that is one crazy profile i dont think i ever read one like it, so i had to reply i dont ever boast about if i’m handsome or for that matter ugly, beauty is in the eye of the beholder so it really doesnt matter what i think i am and ur not antisocial unless of course there r some dead bodies lieing around ur room yes ur narcissitic but u have to be a little which is generally called confidence and u take confidence add a little sarcasim and wallah u got u the bottom line is i kept reading


So lame right these guys. This would have been my approach:

Aarthi you are so so beautiful
I don’t need to give you my heart, for it is already under your rule
Your name is like a song stuck in my head - Aarthi Aarthi…
So will you make me happy and be my little chappati?

Aarth's Post

2 comments:

  1. but..but you said chappati is too dry! i'm not dry! you never said i was dry before! mon amour!!

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  2. "you never said i was dry before!"

    K can we not discuss our sex life in front of everyone?

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