Was having lunch with a friend earlier and we had the following conversation.
Her: So a friend was telling me that apparently the length of a guy's fingers are indicative of a guy's (penis) size. Is that true?
Me : Ha that's complete bullshit la, I don't know how people come up with stuff like that!
Her : Really? How can you say for sure?
Me : *Raises up my hand* Do my fingers look freakishly long to you?