Friday, July 07, 2006

Stallion strikes out again

Yes I am like going through a really dry spell in terms of the ladies. Yup it has been so long that I would have forgotten how a woman looks like if it wasn't for porn. Maybe I need new cologne. I don't know what it is but I hope it ends soon.

Was at Cafe Iguana yesterday for a friend's birthday party. I didn't know anyone else so I chatted up this really cute girl sitting opposite me who seemed to be by herself as well.

Bad move. It's never a good sign when the girl you are talking to tries to avoid eye contact with you as much as possible. It's an even worse sign when she rather stare at the wall then to have eye contact with you. In desperation I pulled out the old "You remind me of my mom but way prettier" line but even then that failed to interest her.

Sigh, rejection's a bitch. I spent the rest of the party wondering if it would have helped if I had no feet, maybe she would have felt sorry and paid attention to me then.

Or maybe, just maybe, she was a lesbian?

12 comments:

  1. No dude, she was probably a hooker. Especially if she was sitting alone at a place like Cafe Iguana. Or maybe, her boyfriend was the bartender.
    :P

    Go figure.

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  2. Errm no she was a friend of my friend , she was there for the birthday, but she was alone , just like I was.

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  3. "Or maybe, just maybe, she was a lesbian?"

    In that case, you missed out... double time! =D

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  4. Maybe she just broke up with someone was on a "I-hate-anything-with-a-penis" campaign.

    It's all timing dude.

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  5. did you buy her a drink before going over to her? that usually helps!

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  6. To quote The Eagles,

    "You only want the ones you can't get"

    Incidentally, it's from a song called Desperado. But that is completely irrelevant to the matter at hand of course.

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  7. Autistic. Must be. I mean, why else would any self-respecting babe reject you? Dude.. just doesn't work out.

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  8. you should offer to buy her a drink, and yes you need new cologne. and more original pick up lines to spew.

    and if you follow the last bit of advice then. i will dump you. (:

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  9. nyar! some things just stay the same. =)

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  10. dude... there are one last possibility.. That is the gal is shy lah.. hehehe :P it ever happened before mah~! Haiz what to do.. Well, I m shy when miting ppl like this at times too.. Well.. Maybe different approach will be nice.. Like probably... u could try... getting her no and ask her out sometime and when she is more comfortable.. Then things will turn out different.. ;-) Gambate (Keep It UP) dude...

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  11. C: Nope in that case I never had a chance.

    Femme: Nope I still prefer my lesbian theory.

    Dawn: Heh well drinks were free, courtesy of the bday girl.

    Sirisha: Yes it has to be true, cos I know I can never have you.

    Raine: Hmm could be , she seemed awfully detached from other people. And by other people I mean me.

    Preethos: Ha dump me? And risk losing the only source of almost too intense pleasure you ever experienced? I think not.

    Diana: It's been a really long time. Too long.

    KC: She's not shy, she's lesbian and/or autistic!!

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  12. Time to get rid of them feet dude.

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