Yes I am like going through a really dry spell in terms of the ladies. Yup it has been so long that I would have forgotten how a woman looks like if it wasn't for porn. Maybe I need new cologne. I don't know what it is but I hope it ends soon.
Was at Cafe Iguana yesterday for a friend's birthday party. I didn't know anyone else so I chatted up this really cute girl sitting opposite me who seemed to be by herself as well.
Bad move. It's never a good sign when the girl you are talking to tries to avoid eye contact with you as much as possible. It's an even worse sign when she rather stare at the wall then to have eye contact with you. In desperation I pulled out the old "You remind me of my mom but way prettier" line but even then that failed to interest her.
Sigh, rejection's a bitch. I spent the rest of the party wondering if it would have helped if I had no feet, maybe she would have felt sorry and paid attention to me then.
Or maybe, just maybe, she was a lesbian?