Tuesday, July 25, 2006

How Singapore can win the Miss Universe pageant

Singapore always does like crap in these international pageants. I think it's time we accept the fact that our women are not of international standard, they simply can't compete at that level. So I started to think about how we could solve that problem , and I came up with this brilliant idea.

First, we will go to some exotic country like Romania or Estonia and  go to the poor areas to scout for really young beauties there, those who are around 17 to 19 years old would be ideal. We will offer them a full Singapore citizenship as well as housing and a monthly income if they agree to train hard and represent us at these international pageants.  Of course we have to get a few girls who could be alternates, just in case one of the original girls gets maimed or scarred, it's always good to have a contigency plan.

Then we bring them back and give them intensive pageant training, and in 4 years time we can then send them to these pageants to compete and represent our beloved country.

Neighbouring countries might ridicule us for using a tactic that seems rather unethical and downright desperate just to try and win a trophy. But if that happens, we can always point out that last year's winner, Miss Canada, was actually born in Russia.

So that's that. I am pretty sure it would work, We could call it Pageant 2010, as in 2010 will be the year that we will try and win the Miss Universe title by. The good thing about naming it after a year is that if we don't achieve it, we can always change the name to Pageant 2020 or later.

Whatcha think of my idea?  Do we have a pageant association of Singapore that I can pitch this to?

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  1. U know what? I swear i was thinking u were gonna suggest tt we bring back this girls and make them marry singaporean men and give birth to really gorgeous babies who will eventually grow up to represent singapore..hehe

  2. just get someone to go through plastic surgery. They all look plastic anyway.

  3. Did anyone actually notice that I was trying to poke fun at the FAS policy of bringing in Africans Agu and Dickson to play for our national football team?