Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Japanese Hand Job



There are times when every guy wants someone else to give them a handjob, instead of having to do it themselves. Hell I know I do. Well you guys no longer have to worry because the solution is at hand: The Japanese Hand Job Machine!

Yes this nifty gadget is really useful for those sticky (no pun intended) situations when you are too tired to jerk yourself off, or just wanna experience the wonderful feeling of a rubbery hand around their member. It retails for around US$290, but can you really put a price on orgasms?

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9 comments:

  1. do you actually search for these things online, or do higher powers just send stuff like this to ur mail box for some reason? o.0
    hehehehehe.

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  2. Is that what you want for Christmas Bert?

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  3. like that not natural leh... if the machine go mad will it hurt my private part? =)

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  4. why spend US$290 when you can just DIY?

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  5. that thing looks like it might rip your penis clean off! what a waste of money anyway - I mean a real hand would always feel better than a fake one....

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  6. Even though you'd have to pay-per-use, even desperate people could get a real hand for less than that :P

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  7. Anantya:
    Err , ya it's weird they just end up in my mailbox.

    Femme: Well yes I wouldn't mind it actually. Either that or an Xbox 360.

    Wait Hong: It got lifetime gurantee, wont go mad.

    Jade: Err I thought I explained why in the post.

    Dawn: Well actually reviews for it have been good, said it feels as good as a real hand.

    Will: Yeah but what about those guys who need a hand every day? It kind of adds up you know.

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  8. Shouldn't the fist be clenched a lot tighter?

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  9. Bratty: And you would know that because ? ;)

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