Thursday, June 09, 2005

I am not who I used to be

There comes a time when a man has to decide about what is important in his life. For me that time was 2 weeks ago.

Yes you readers (all 10 of you) probably have noticed that I have not been blogging regularly since I got back from India, and at least one of you might have wondered why. The reason is the near death experience I had there has changed me in ways I never thought I could.

Things that used to be important to me just don't seem to matter anymore. Blogging for example, it seems so pointless now, a complete waste of time. I start wondering why I wasn't doing more constructive things instead. Life is so short, do I really wanna spend writing about how mundane it is to a bunch of people who don't even care?

But that's not all. A lot of other things that I used to enjoy immensely (e.g. midget porn) now bore me to tears. It's kinda scary. I feel so lost now, so out of place in this world, like a freak. I didn't know how to deal with it.

So I did what any self-respecting Indian would do in times of trouble; I turned to alcohol. Yesterday, for the first time in my life, I got high before 6 pm. My friend I was with fell asleep on the table as well from all the alcohol, although she later tried to insist that it was not due to the alcohol but rather my 'boring and predictable' stories of my company's servers. Some people just can't admit that they can't hold their liquor, it's sad. Anyway after the drinking session I felt so much better, it's like all my worries just disappeared. I highly recommend it to anyone who are having problems they just can't handle. Sure all your problems will come back the next day when you sober up but that's why I am gonna go drinking again later today.

So basically I am saying that don't expect any updates here so as I will probably be too drunk most of the time to even bother with this blog. You will probably get like one post every few weeks if you are lucky. And it will probably sound incoherent.

Peace out!


  1. Ur kidding right? I mean, peace out?

  2. Life is so short, do I really wanna spend writing about how mundane it is to a bunch of people who don't even care?

    i can correlate to that.

    enjoy your booze. there're few good things left in this world. alcohol's one of 'em.

  3. Hey brother,Don't forget to smoke.
    Very important to smoke while kicking back with some booze.
    (Actually ,Smoke,anytime is good.)

    Good on you for finding the better things in the world.Drink More,Smoke more and enjoy life while You are still well,Alive.
    Life is short its true.

    Smoking,It's not a habit,It's a lifestyle!

  4. Yeah, life sucks. If drinking helps, I say GO FOR IT!! And it that doesn't work, try shooting heroin. Good luck!! ;)

  5. you drunkard wannabe. The penguins are ashamed of you.

    *slaps the stallion around with short slappy flippers*

  6. Hi there stallion. I want to tame and ride on you. luv, Nethia.

  7. nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *wailing helplessly* (ijul)

  8. what?! no u cant do this!
    u were the one who introduced me to the blogging world and now ure going?!?!?!
    i feel like how anakin felt when his master abandoned him and became a drunkard (that did happen right?i wouldnt know..i hate star wars)
    stop talking crazy talk and START BLOGGING REGULARLY!!

  9. quit la. No one is gonna miss ya anyway.

  10. Ya man i'm gg to miss ya

  11. Hahaha, only you bert, only you =)

    Enjoy your alkie vacation.

  12. I have already tamed the up on you nethia...-the real nethia

  13. WHAT?!

    2 nights in a row! I thought I was the only "known" alcoholic between the two of us. Heh.
    Anyway free on Friday? Big event at the club. Think: leggy models, fantastic food and booze plus me, of course. ;)
    Call or text if you're interested.
    - yammys

  14. Wow, the diarrhoea was that traumatic? take care.

  15. first bubblemunche..
    then lifeatngeeann..
    now you..

    sian eh.. nobody to entertain us with interesting articles anymore..
    life stinks!


  16. Ambiga : That's what we cool people say. You obviously ain't one of us.

    Keith: Actually I was kidding. How dare you imply my life is mundane. Don't friend you.

    Malboro: Mom doesn't like me smoking. She's alright with drinking cos well all indian men are like that.

    Dawn: You. my dear, are a true friend. Thanks.

    Inex: Simi penguin? All I see when I look at you is an angel with wings.

    Nethia: Hey so cool, another Nethia. Talk about coincidences.

    Ijul and anyone who thinks im quitting: Eh I didn't say I am quitting. Just said it will be less frequent.

    Mahima: How can you love star trek and not love star wars. You are so weird. Hot but weird. I like.

    C: My dear, it's been a while since I heard from ya. Kinda miss ya.

    Nethia: Come on dun talk abt our sex life can. OK PEOPLE I AM KIDDING.

    Yamuna: Will there be free alcohol. I am rapidly losing money feeding my habit.

    Corrine: You had to be there and smell it to know how bad it was.