I really don't. I went out with a chick yesterday and I offered to take her to this restaurant where they had a cheap alcohol and she thinks I'm trying to get her drunk and do something sleazy like take pictures of her cleavage. So we ended up eating at BK. I hate BK, it's such a non-executive place, I am not used to eating at places like this. It's like filled with students and aunties and stuff! But I decided to be a gentleman and reluctantly agreed.
Then I happened to glance at her ass as she was queuing up for our food. I got her to buy the food for me because I am not used to queuing up for my food, you don't have to in restaurants. When she got back I did the gentlemanly thing again and complimented her on her fine looking ass. But instead of being flattered and thanking me she gets pissed! What the hell? And now I just found out that she blogged about it, basically implying that I am a pervert sleazeball. Now my hard-earned reputation is ruined. I am never dating another blogger again! It's...it's just too much pain. I try to be nice and polite and I get burned in return. No more!! No more you hear!!
p.s. Any female bloggers who still wanna date me despite this, please send me a sexy picture of yourself for consideration, I will then decide whether to make an exception. I am not that cold-hearted ok.
disclaimer: The events described in this entry have been exaggerated to make it humorous in a self-deprecating manner, please do not take it literally. Whether it has the intended effect is immaterial. K enough of big words.