Thursday, September 23, 2004

Piss Pisses Me Off

I went to the company loo this morning (had a little too much chilli the night before) and much to my chagrin the only toilet cubicle left had a toilet seat that was splattered with piss. I don't get it. How does a guy do it. It can't be possible if the idiot was sitting on the seat, so the only way is he was standing up and pissing without lifting up the seat. You would think someone who works at a MNC would actually possess basic hygiene skills but you would be dead wrong. This has happened to me on more than one occasion

Anyway it was really urgent so I had no choice but to wipe the piss myself. Yup there is no better way to start your day then to wipe some other guy's piss off the toilet seat I tell ya.

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