Conversation I had earlier with my friend :
Me : Hey you.
Her: (In a really low voice) hey...
Me : Eeek why your voice sounds so horrible.
Her: I got the flu. And btw guys say I'm more sexier when I have no voice.
Me : (Laughing) It's not really a compliment when guys find u sexier when you don't speak!
Her: You are an asshole. I meant when I speak really softly and low cos I lost my voice.
Me : Eh you know it does sound kinda sexy. Eh go lower for me please?
Her: Don't make me slap you later.
Yeah that's me - a real ladies man.