Friday, May 07, 2004

And so it is comfirmed, I will be going to Shanghai at the end of the month. But definitely gonna struggle there due to the language and cultural issues. Have to start learning a few key phrases now just to play it safe.

If anyone can help me out with translating the following, I would be very much grateful.

1. Sorry I am not gay.
2. How much for an hour of pleasure?
3. Hey beautiful, would you like to take a ride on the indian stallion?
4. It looks delicious but no dog meat please, I'm on a strict no pets diet.
5. Please don't hurt me, my grandmother was chinese.

Yes in case you don't know, my grandma really is...or was. RIP granny.

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