Ok thanks to Ab for these two really bizarre products :
First, we have Bumper Nuts, a website selling nuts that you can actually attach to your car or any type or vehicle to show off to your friends. You could even hang it on your kid's toy car. From the website : "Any respectable parent would not let his kid ride around the yard without a nice pair of Bumper Nuts hanging off the back of their Hot Wheels!"
And this is for lonely gals who feel all alone at night .