Song that describes my mood right now:
"Sometimes I feel like a whore" by Everclear.
Stay cool Bert, only 1 and a 1/2 hours to Gilmore Girls.
Things I learned today:
1. Do NOT flirt with married women online
2. Do NOT mention the word 'porn' when asking for a chick's gal's ICQ number.
3. Do NOT refer to women using the word "chicks" (have to thank Eileen for this)