Conversation I had a week ago.
Friend: Hi, I am helping out in this charity where they are cooking food and delivering them to the underprivileged. Would you like to help out ?
Me: Sure , why not, sounds like a good cause. When and where?
Friend: The date is still to be confirmed but you will have to report at around 5 am. I will let you know soon.
Me: 5 am?? Why poor people eat so early??
Yes, I know, I know, I am going to hell. I don’t think I will hear back from her.